When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.
Howl’s Moving Castle | ハウルの動く城 (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these
these all look like patrick warburton’s voice
@parakavka I love seeing your posts full of shiibes on my dashboard everyday !! Here’s a little ‘thank you’ ღ
stores to cry in, rated
wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10
target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere
an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10
publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator
whole foods: an excellent place for a cry, people will probably assume that you are a wealthy emotional person who cant decide between quinoa or couscous and are having a real problem with it. 8.5/10nordstrom: plenty of chairs for collapsing into especially in the shoe department but you WILL be accosted by salespeople. they work on commission and are hungry for your money. 7/10 for style
ikea: OPTIMAL crying destination, can climb into a bed and have a total mental breakdown and nobody will ever be the wiser, the employees WILL NOT bother you under any circumstances, comfortable and accessible, 10/10
hot topic: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10
victoria’s secret: @fawn–queen the employees are generally too friendly and the probability of your cry being interrupted is ALMOST as high as in nordstrom. that said, there are plenty of very soft bras and pairs of panties for you to blow your nose/wipe your eyes on and possibly shorten the length of the cry–just be sure to buy them afterward. 7.6/10
dollar tree: quoth @pyropinkfish, “the prices are fair and you can find a nice cranny by the cards and party bags to wail in peace. the employees are already crying. 7/10″
shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her
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